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Houris, Blushing Maidens

and Boys as Hidden Pearls

"Houris are pleasure mates who are soulless and programmed to please believing men’s every carnal desire." Yahiya Emerick

Houris are Allah's rewards for "what they used to do", and for jihadists that includes killing and dying in the war to establish His Kingdom on earth.

56:22 And wide-eyed houris,

56:23 Like hidden pearls;

56:24 As a reward for what they used to do.

Narrated Anas:

The Prophet said, "A single endeavor (of fighting) in Allah's Cause in the afternoon or in the forenoon is better than all the world and whatever is in it. A place in Paradise as small as the bow or lash of one of you is better than all the world and whatever is in it. And if a houri from Paradise appeared to the people of the earth, she would fill the space between Heaven and the Earth with light and pleasant scent and her head cover is better than the world and whatever is in it."

Bukhari 52.53

Deserving men will be wedded to their reward before any hanky-panky is allowed.

44:54 Thus it will be; and we gave them wide-eyed houris in marriage.

52:20: Reclining on ranged couches, and We shall wed them to wide-eyed houris.

The marriage ceremony may include branding of the houris. According to Malcolm Clark, Professor Emeritus of Religion at Butler University, in a Tradition of the Prophet, one of the houris’ voluptuous breasts is branded with the name of her husband and the other with the name of her husband’s benefactor, Allah.

This will definitely make it easier for men to keep track of what is the equivalent of their herd or harem of houris, and make it less likely for one man to accidently fornicate with another man’s houris.

Blushing, virtuous maidens, some secluded in pavilions, will also be available to the deserving male to complement his supply of houris.

55:56 Therein (Paradise) are maidens lowering their glances and they have not been touched, before them by any man or jinn.

55:57 So, which of your Lord’s Bounties do you both (the jinn and men) deny?

55:58 They are like rubies and coral.

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55:70 Therein are beautiful virtuous maidens.

55:71 So, which of your Lord’s Bounties do you both deny?

55:72 Wide-eyed, cloistered in pavilions.

55:73 So, which of your Lord’s Bounties do you both deny?

55:74 No man or jinn touched them before.

55:75 So, which of your Lord’s Bounties do you both deny?

55:76 Reclining upon green cushions and superb rugs.

55:77 So, which of your Lord’s Bounties do you both deny?

56:78 Blessed be the Name of your Lord, full of majesty and splendour.

If you are a deserving male (pedophiles, one must assume, will not have a place in Paradise) who enjoys having boys with alabaster-like skin around:

52:24 And boys of their own will go around them, as if they were hidden pearls.

76:19 And there go round them immortal boys; when you see them, you will think that they are scattered pearls.

A sixteenth-century Islamic scholar by the name Al-Suyuti (died 1505) said that in heaven there will be so many women wanting to have sex that men will walk around Paradise with permanent erections.

Some have likened Allah's Paradise to a giant brothel in the sky. The comparison may not be without merit.

It must be depressing for many Muslim men who aspire to more than a hedonistic lifestyle when they die to know that, in the end, the best that Allah’s afterlife has to offer them for killing and dying in His Cause is permanent erections and non-stop, assembly-line sex with perpetual virgins and houris.

Bernard Payeur