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LOVE, SEX & ISLAM

Sex in the Hereafter

Something Better Than All That

In the Koran—and in the hadiths, as far as I am aware—there is no such thing as making love, whether it be with real women or Allah’s facsimiles. It’s all about a man having the God-given, inalienable right to enjoy, at his leisure, what God refers to as a woman’s private parts.

By signing the marriage contract, the bride agrees that, when it comes to sex, she has no more rights than a houri. If she is submissive, like her mindless imitation, and allows her husband to plow her wherever and whenever he likes (remember Allah’s comparison of women to fields to be ploughed: “Your women are a tillage for you. So get to your tillage whenever you like”), she will be allowed into Paradise where she will have to compete with irresistible sex androids for her husband’s attention. And that, in a nutshell, is the best that any woman can hope for in the Hereafter.

Compared to women, men are privileged in both this world and the next. However, the world where they are most advantaged when it comes to sex is this one; that much should now be obvious. Sex is better in the here-and-now, even with women who are as submissive as houris because they fear they can do worse than Paradise, or they want to avoid a beating.

4:34 Men are in charge of women, because Allah has made some of them excel the others, and because they spend some of their wealth. Hence righteous women are obedient, guarding the unseen (their sex) which Allah has guarded. And those of them that you fear might rebel, admonish them and abandon them in their beds and beat them. Should they obey you, do not seek ways of harming them; for Allah is Sublime and Great.

Sex is infinitely better with women you, or God, haven’t intimidated into having sex with you, but who will let you seduce and romance them. It is also better when you are a whole man and they, real women capable of excitement at the prospect of receiving what only a man who has not been emasculated can provide. This enhances the sexual encounter for both men and women, and can lead to the raising of a family, when the time is appropriate.

 In the end, what really makes the sex in this world the best sex you can get anywhere is when you are having sex with a woman you care about, one with a soul who has not been programmed to behave like a robot; when this happens, you are making love with her mind and soul, not just her body. You are reaching out to her on a much deeper level, and she is doing the same to you. It is this dimension of the human sexual experience that makes it unique and elevates it far above what Allah has in mind—and it’s a lot more fun to boot!