If Islam was explained to me in a pub
Everything you always wanted to know about Islam
but may have been afraid to ask
A transformative script
1 A Bad Case of Dogmatic Distress
2 Blame George W. Bush
3 No Scarf, No Service!
4 A Shirley Temple Anyone?
5 The Enemy Within
6 The First Holy Homicide
7 Remember the Alamo
8 Home School
9 Critics are for Killing
10 The Medium and the Message
11 Archie Loses It!
12 Who Are You Calling Stupid?
13 A War That Pays For Itself
14 Overkill Becomes the Norm
15 Rape Without Compassion Becomes the Norm
16 Wife Management Difficulties Resolved
17 Two Down, One to Go
18 If It Was Only About Going Around in Circles
19 No Paradise for Old Men
20 The Ka’ba: The Nabataeans, Abraham or Adam?
21 The Hajj: So Many Pilgrims, Not Enough Time
22 Stupid Is As Stupid Does
23 A Strategic Massacre
24 Orphaned by Lust
25 A Big Deal of a Treaty
26 A Man in a Hurry Takes Wife #11
27 Hell is for Mothers
28 An Attempted Assassination and the Bloodcurdling Cry
29 Mecca Cowed and Deceived
30 MAD for Mecca
31 Ten Murders in One Night and when Charity was Extortion
32 Foreplay and Fallacies
33 A Woman Who Slept Around Confronts the Conqueror
34 A Whore's Understanding
35 The Cleansing of Mecca and Avoiding a Similar Fate
36 Hunayn, the Ultimate Victory for God and Booty
37 More Slavers, Less Sinners
38 What Do Hypocrites Have to Do with It?
39 A Matter of Interest
40 The Muslim vs. the Christian Crusades and the Concept of Family
41 Beowulf and the Koran
42 The Sykes–Picot Betrayal Haunts Us Still
43 The Christian Mosque of Medina
44 Mary, What a Strange Thing You Have Done!
45 100 Years of Conflicts and Conquests and No Muhammad
46 Birth of a Cult
47 The Passing of Perfection
48 Tomorrow Today