Remembering Uzza

If Islam was explained to me in a pub

A transformative script



1 A Bad Case of Dogmatic Distress

2 Blame George W. Bush

3 No Scarf, No Service!

4 A Shirley Temple Anyone?

5 The Enemy Within

6 The First Holy Homicide

7 Remember the Alamo

8 Home School

9 Archie Loses It!

10 Who Are You Calling Stupid?

11 A War That Pays For Itself

12 Overkill Becomes the Norm

13 Rape Without Compassion Becomes the Norm

14. Wife Management Difficulties Resolved

15 Two Down, One to Go

16 If It Was Only About Going Around in Circles

17 No Paradise for Old Men

18 The Ka’ba: The Nabataeans, Abraham or Adam?

19 The Hajj: So Many Pilgrims, Not Enough Time

20 Stupid Is As Stupid Does

21 A Strategic Massacre

22 Orphaned by Lust

23 A Big Deal of a Treaty

24 A Man in a Hurry Takes Wife #11

25 Hell is for Mothers

26 An Attempted Assassination and the Bloodcurdling Cry

27 Mecca Cowed and Deceived

28 MAD for Mecca

29 Those Ordered Killed During Mecca’s Longest Night

30 A Woman Who Slept Around Confronts Mecca’s Conqueror

31 A Whore's Understanding

32 The Cleansing of Mecca and Avoiding a Similar Fate

33 Hunayn, the Ultimate Victory for God and Booty

34 More Slavers, Less Sinners

35 What Do Hypocrites Have to Do with It?

36 A Matter of Interest

37 The Muslim vs. the Christian Crusades and the Concept of Family

38 Beowulf and the Koran

39 The Sykes–Picot Betrayal Haunts Us Still

40 The Christian Mosque of Medina

41 Mary, What a Strange Thing You Have Done!

42 100 Years of Conflicts and Conquests and No Muhammad

43 Birth of a Cult

44 The Passing of Perfection

45 Tomorrow Today



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