Boreal Books

Love, Sex & Islam

If I am able convince believers contemplating martyrdom not to be in such a hurry to get at those houris only to be disappointed, then the almost twenty years I have dedicated to the study of the world's fastest growing religion will not have been in vain.

The dozen or so adult situation stories in PART I – Sex in the Here-And-Now, some of which may bring more than a smile to your face, are not gratuitous. Actual names (first names only) are used.

PART II – Sex in the Hereafter, compares the experiences revealed in PART I with what a martyr can expect in Paradise. A must-read for anyone contemplating martyrdom because of what they have been told about sex in the Hereafter, that the dead have better sex than the living.

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Contents

Foreword

The dozen or so adult situation stories in PART I – Sex in the Here-And-Now, some of which may bring more than a smile to your face, are not gratuitous. Despite the purposeful nature of my disclosures, I found it difficult writing about some close encounters.

I particularly hated admitting to being intimate with anyone other than my beloved Lucette. However, I am sure she will forgive my telling the world if marrying sex and scriptures gives non-Muslims a better understanding of the latter and convinces believers who may be contemplating martyrdom because of what they have been told about sex in the Hereafter not to be in such a hurry to get there only to be disappointed.

First names only are used. As unlikely as it is, if you recognize yourself in a character, I hope you will be flattered, not upset, that I remember our time together after all these years. PART II – Sex in the Hereafter uses the experiences revealed in PART I to compare sex in the now with sex in the Hereafter with Allah’s vaunted houris.

PART I

Sex in the Here-and-Now

Lucette - Love

Anne Part I - Oral and anal sex, coitus interruptus.

Huguette - Toys and masturbation.

Joyce - Shaving your pubic hair and female ejaculate.

Anne Part 2 - Seduction, rape and sex with your adopted son's former spouse.

Mary - Prostitution.

Jasmine - Sex with children.

Josée and Roberta - Flirting. Gang rape.

The Nurse - Sex as punishment.

Diane - Perfume and makeup.

Cancer Girl - Hair extensions and wigs. Sex as a celebration of life.

Chantal - Illegal intercourse.

PART 2

Sex in the Hereafter

Paradise

The Nuts and Bolts

Seven Stacked Sexopoles

Clothing

Food

Smell

Scenery

Let’s Get Physical

Sex by the Numbers

A Semenless Experience

Procreation

Something Better Than All That

Epilogue

The Replacements

Love, Sex and Islam cries out to be made into a movie, or docudrama. A Fifty Shades of Grey for the sexually naive who have been brainwashed into believing that sex is better after you're dead.

Inquiries from producers looking to make a difference welcomed. 

Bernard Payeur

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