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Love, Sex and Islam
If
I am able convince believers contemplating martyrdom not to be in such a hurry
to get at those houris only to be disappointed, then the almost twenty years I
have dedicated to the study of the world's fastest growing religion will not
have been in vain.
The dozen or so adult situation stories in PART I – Sex in the Here-And-Now, some of which may bring more than a smile to your face, are not gratuitous.
PART II – Sex in the Hereafter, compares the experiences revealed in PART I with what a martyr can expect in Paradise. A must-read for anyone contemplating martyrdom because of what they have been told about sex in the Hereafter.
Sex in Paradise is a semenless experience. This alone should be a deal-breaker for most young men contemplating mass murder through self-immolation to get first crack at manufactured females. And, there is only so much you can do with those predictable, assembly-line houris with dry vaginas, as they have been programmed by a god who has strict standards.
Love, Sex and Islam cries out to be made into a movie, or docudrama. A Fifty Shades of Grey for the sexually naive who have been brainwashed into believing that sex is better after you're dead.
Inquiries from producers looking to make a difference welcomed.
Bernard Payeur